Saturday, August 10, 2013

T*S*E Rant ~ Animals Gone Wild!

Hey there, Fans!
As crazy as this week has been {I’m sure for ALL of us}, we need a good laugh here.
So this topic coming “Off the Spice Rack” is dubbed …..Animals Gone Wild!
No —— no one’s died by them or am I gonna post photo-shopped pics of cats and dogs cross-dressing.
However, these furry creatures have been caught in weird situations that gave more than one heart attack to the humans involved.

To begin~
Mont. man learns lessons after dog dines on $500 [Article]

How it went was that the family Golden Retriever apparently was pissed at the head of the household for leaving him in the backseat of the car {granted it was only for a few minutes – no ‘animal cruelty’ here}. Due to a mistake, the wallet was left with the dog containing some ‘delicious lettuce’ for the hound to chow down on.
And that’s not all the madness….
the actual total in it was $501; five $100 bills and a dollar. Why the pup chose to leave that dollar alone is still unknown.

Continuing with “man’s best friend”~
Dog Nearly Derails Tour De France Riders [Article/Video]

Looks like the age old event is cursed.
This incident is the most recent out of the countless accidents that’s been happening during the race; including a bus breaking down in front of the finish line causing a domino effect not seen since the Kentucky Derby horse race and another dog that got in a way of one of the cyclists which almost cost the rider a victory in 2007.
However, this dog-to-rider ratio didn’t end in disaster.
The furry fiend got away in time :D

Next up~
Kan. woman meets circus tiger in bathroom [Article]

Ok, isn’t it scary enough that we have to go in a public restroom that looks like they don’t clean it until the end of the month, see how the last person keeps their bathrooms by what’s left on the seats plus deal with the fact there’s NO seat covers —— do we REALLY need to have a surprise guest on top of that?
When this unsuspecting person walked into the ladies’ room, the last thing she wanted to worry about {other than the growing bacteria on the toilets} is a giant cat that can kill her if she breathes wrong.
…..luckily for her, the tiger was in a mellow mood; maybe it ate before it left the cage that wasn’t locked properly by the assistant Zoo keeper.

Now to end my discussion this week, the last one’s starring a group of kids, who obviously haven’t seen “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”.
Here’s the link you have to see to believe~
http://screen.yahoo.com/gorilla-shows-kids-whos-boss-104751530.html


Join us on Thursday for “Being Real” whether it’s more rules from the dating book or something new entirely.
You’ll just have to show up to find out which ;)

Keep it spicy this week!

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