T*S*E Rant ~ Crazy Celebs

CK: Hi, everybody!

FD: Hi, Dr. Kit!

CK:…..sorry, fans.
But we couldn’t really think of an opening that could REALLY describe our topic today without using a Simpsons reference.

FD: Basically, what we found was so retarded that it makes our WDJD segments pretty tame.

CK: So we’re gonna call this~

Crazy Celebs --- where we picked two of the famous actors, actresses, singers and the like and pretty much piss on them further. Our ‘stars’ for this segment are *drumroll*

Ja Rule

Lindsey Lohan

If there are die hard fanatics of these people --- this is probably nothing new to you since you stalk them on the internet to a point you know their favorite brand of toothpaste they use; so if you’re gonna attack us because we singled out your escape on life, suck on it! We warned you that we’ll most likely say something no one likes, but that’s what this blog is for: EXPRESSING AN OPINION! If you can’t deal, then get lost.

FD: Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Starting with Ja Rule, we came across this man serving a two year sentence in New York.
Why?
It started with a routine traffic stop in 2010 that had police discovering the unlicensed weapon which resulted in his 2011 prison term.

CK: But that’s not what threw us.
Reading on, the well-known rap artist had owed over $3 million dollars in taxes from ’04 to ’06.

FD: Hope he spent that tax money on his three sons.

CK: On to our next one.
Now Miss double L is already known for everything imaginable from AA meetings to her court dates due to her ‘powder sugar’ addiction, but this new incident seems domestic compared to her past offences.

It’s still shocking nonetheless.

Lindsey was given a $1750 designer dress on a loan for an event, claims that the garment had a ‘tear’ and tries to even it out by taking a pair of scissors to it. Whether her statement was true about the rip or not remains to be seen; however it doesn’t excuse the fact that she returned it in that shabby condition.

FD: Lindsey Lohan is REALLY out of a control. She was a sweet child actor, but for some reason she went Looney Toons. I can understand acting young and dumb or having a stupid moment but then there’s a time in our lives when we all have to grow up and act our age. Why in the hell will Lindsey cut up a dress that she was borrowing?!  The key word is “borrowing”, sweetheart.

CK: Now bad enough the girl sued that rapper Pitbull [I read the ‘offending’ line, she should only be so flattered], but you’re gonna sit there and tell me that a narcissistic like Lohan doesn’t have at least six different outfits JUST for that reason?!
Starlots, models, actresses --- they are always under the microscope so they have to CONSTANTLY look good with no flaws to speak of. This ‘girl’ apparently can’t bother herself to have a little something called class.

It definitely tells me how she treats her personal shit; I wouldn’t even let her borrow a dollar!

FD: I mean it’s not like I don't like her. I think she was a good person at one point who is making real bad choices now.  She just has some bad people around her. If she walked away from those who are bringing her down, I believe she can and will do great things.

CK: So then, what’s your take on Ja Rule? Now we know what had happened to him & why he hadn’t made anything for a while.

In all honesty, I stopped following his career after he did that song “Mesmerized” with Ashanti. I guess he didn’t sold enough lyrics to keep up the lifestyle.

FD: I remember listening to him from my earlier teen years. Come ON, Ja Rule!

Gun and Tax charges?!

Really?!

Is it THAT hard to pay your taxes? And I can understand wanting to protect your family and yourself….that’s not an issue --- but I DO have a problem with the fact you have all this money and not trying to dodge the responsibility of paying taxes and registering the gun. 

That’s why I have issues with some of these celebrities who can get away with a whole bunch of crap that non famous people can't get away with. If anyone who isn't famous or rich is subjected to the law, why should the people who HAVE the money get off scot free?

CK: You just answered your own question, girl.

FD: Ha Ha.

But seriously, I feel like that if you are famous and in front of cameras all the time, it comes with a responsibility of setting example for good behavior and not act like a fool.  If you want to walk around like you have no common sense, then do it when you’re out of the limelight. It’s annoying!  Sometimes, I wanna punch them in the face --- It’s like they forget that they are being watched all the time.

If I was famous, I would set the tone of how to act and treat others with respect --- because they, my fans; got me up there and THEY are the ones that decide whether or not I STAY there. I would let young people know that you don't have to act like some of these famous and rich people and that education and working hard is the way to go. However, I do admire those who know how to keep their heads on straight and not acting like they are the best thing in the world.

It’s sad that the celebrities that are acting crazy or immature; don't realize that people around the world hear about it and model from it.  

CK: Which is why we have this generation of lazy asses that expect EVERYTHING handed to them with minimal effort on their end [if we’re lucky] and higher than thou attitudes with tits exposed or pants on the ground.

Well, that’s OUR say on the topic --- how about you? If you want to add to our rants or defend your precious celebrities, you can leave a comment at the bottom of this post.

FD: And if you have any links, articles or topics that you want us to touch on; hit us up at either cheetahkit83@gmail.com or dmorris18@hotmail.com and give a shout.

CK: But make sure you put “topics” in the subject box, though. Be here tomorrow for our next “star” on WDJD.

FD: This is Frankie D and Cheetahkit, feeling the love.

Ck: ‘Til next time --- keep it real ;)